{"id":229,"date":"2013-03-15T23:48:22","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T23:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/ephemera\/?p=229"},"modified":"2020-11-11T14:35:39","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T03:35:39","slug":"the-pager-direct-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/the-pager-direct-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"The pager direct mail"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As we all know, the first challenge of any direct mail item is to get the recipient to open up, to interrupt the habitual response which results in unwanted items being transferred from post box to waste bin in a matter of seconds. Of course, there will always be those saddos with nothing better to do than to read everything that crosses their path regardless of its utility. These are the sort of people who usually wind up blogging about it. Endlessly. Moronically.<\/p>\n

Nobody cares about these types, certainly not the producers of the direct mail. They want customers, people who will respond to a carefully-crafted daub of pigmented liquid deposited on a flat cellulose-based substrate in such a way as will, ultimately, result in them handing over some money. Marketing folk like to dress it up in terms of \u2018building a relationship\u2019 or \u2018having a conversation\u2019 with the customer but, hey, what do they know? As Bill Hicks<\/a> once put it, they are merely \u201cSatan\u2019s spawn filling the world with violent garbage\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

But back to the question of how to get the attention of these very important people who, as we all know equally well, are being bombarded with up to 3,000 commercial messages every day? Great, great photography works for me, as does a beautiful piece of print but part of it is also being able to elicit the right question, particularly if that question is, \u201cWhat the\u2026.?\u201d<\/p>\n

That\u2019s the tactic of this four-page direct mail piece from a bank which is printed CMYK plus a special [insert bank brand here] red on coated stock and then die-cut and folded to represent the face of an over-large Motorola pager.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy?\u201d you might ask. Indeed, that is the question. It is an excellent question. It is the question that the creators of this piece are hoping will become irresistible to all people who receive it, driving them to rip open the flimsy polythene enclosure and satisfy their curiosity for once and for all.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a brilliant idea alright, but only brilliant with the right people. I picked it up and my first response was, \u201cPager? Why would I want a stupid pager?\u201d There is no hope.<\/p>\n

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