{"id":336,"date":"2014-03-04T04:12:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T04:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/ephemera\/?p=336"},"modified":"2020-11-12T12:30:46","modified_gmt":"2020-11-12T01:30:46","slug":"the-rubber-duck-flyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/the-rubber-duck-flyer\/","title":{"rendered":"The rubber duck flyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140304.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-403 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140304.jpg\" alt=\"Real estate mailer\" width=\"608\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140304.jpg 608w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140304-300x137.jpg 300w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140304-530x243.jpg 530w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oooh, ducky.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve looked at this for a long time (OK, OK &#8211; I gave it a couple of minutes casual thought while waiting for the kettle to boil) and I still have no idea what the duck signifies.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s from a real estate agent so duck&#8230; bathroom&#8230; home&#8230; buy massively over-priced real estate&#8230; Nope, I thought I had it there for a moment but then it just slipped away like water off a duck&#8217;s&#8230; or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Still it made me look, so there.<\/p>\n<p>Another bafflingly idiosyncratic touch is the yellow underscore <span style=\"color: #f5d905;\">_Know<\/span> which suggests something vaguely hi-teccy, a computer program perhaps because we all know those things are used a lot in the arcane world of coding which means they must know what they are doing and be pretty shit-hot real_estate_agents. I&#8217;d let them talk me into anything.<\/p>\n<p>But the duck, the duck&#8230; I dunno.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shredded-paper-grey-sm.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-513 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shredded-paper-grey-sm.png\" alt=\"shredded paper\" width=\"200\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oooh, ducky. I&#8217;ve looked at this for a long time (OK, OK &#8211; I gave it a couple of minutes casual thought while waiting for the kettle to boil) and I still have no idea what the duck signifies. It&#8217;s from a real estate agent so duck&#8230; bathroom&#8230; home&#8230; buy massively over-priced real estate&#8230; Nope, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dl-size","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}