{"id":455,"date":"2014-03-19T14:33:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T03:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/ephemera\/?p=455"},"modified":"2020-11-16T14:44:10","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T03:44:10","slug":"the-yellow-pages-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/the-yellow-pages-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"The Yellow Pages 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140319.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-452 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140319.jpg\" alt=\"Yellow Pages\" width=\"400\" height=\"475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140319.jpg 400w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/20140319-252x300.jpg 252w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oooh the latest Yellow Pages arrived &#8211; you great big beautiful useless chunk of print.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve written about the annual appearance of the Yellow Pages <a title=\"The Yellow Pages\" href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/the-yellow-pages\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">previously<\/a> and highlighted <a title=\"The Yellow Pages tree\" href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/the-yellow-pages-tree\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">one way<\/a> in which they can be used or recycled.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s getting to the stage now when the unheralded arrival of the Yellow beast prompts a response of \u2018Oh, are they still doing that?\u2019 like the last vestiges of an archaic ritual that has long ceased to have any real function or value.<\/p>\n<p>This particular one is on a non-stop trip to the recycling bin, unopened, unused and unwanted.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shredded-paper-grey-sm.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-513 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shredded-paper-grey-sm.png\" alt=\"shredded paper\" width=\"200\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oooh the latest Yellow Pages arrived &#8211; you great big beautiful useless chunk of print. I&#8217;ve written about the annual appearance of the Yellow Pages previously and highlighted one way in which they can be used or recycled. It\u2019s getting to the stage now when the unheralded arrival of the Yellow beast prompts a response [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":452,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-directories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1107,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions\/1107"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}