{"id":900,"date":"2014-12-10T13:59:26","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T02:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/ephemera\/?p=900"},"modified":"2020-11-17T12:09:41","modified_gmt":"2020-11-17T01:09:41","slug":"the-dog-walkers-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/the-dog-walkers-card\/","title":{"rendered":"The dog walker&#8217;s card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Dog-walker-card.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-901 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Dog-walker-card.jpg\" alt=\"Dog walker's card\" width=\"567\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Dog-walker-card.jpg 567w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Dog-walker-card-300x219.jpg 300w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Dog-walker-card-530x386.jpg 530w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A cute business card from a dog walking service.<\/p>\n<p>Without wanting to sound too dogmatic (cough) about it, I\u2019m finding it hard to get a lead (cough cough) on the tagline \u2013 Walking all paws of life\u2026 I tried taking it down the street, round the block a couple of times and let it run free in the park but still I can\u2019t make anything of it. Walking all paws\u2026 yes, I can see that. But \u2018paws of life\u2019? I don\u2019t get it. What is a paw of life?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it\u2019s probably just me being a little petty (hack hack hack). Just look at those cute little doggies though.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shredded-paper-grey-sm.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-513 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Shredded-paper-grey-sm.png\" alt=\"shredded paper\" width=\"200\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cute business card from a dog walking service. Without wanting to sound too dogmatic (cough) about it, I\u2019m finding it hard to get a lead (cough cough) on the tagline \u2013 Walking all paws of life\u2026 I tried taking it down the street, round the block a couple of times and let it run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":901,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cards_and_leaflets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_paper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}