{"id":3961,"date":"2014-05-27T16:42:41","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T05:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=3961"},"modified":"2014-11-28T15:46:13","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T04:46:13","slug":"dead-fake-xmas-tree-no-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-fake-xmas-tree-no-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead fake Xmas tree No. 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Xmas-tree-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3962\" src=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Xmas-tree-4.jpg\" alt=\"Another dead fake Xmas tree\" width=\"567\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Xmas-tree-4.jpg 567w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Xmas-tree-4-300x151.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In death, the miracle of (fake) life: on a dirty mattress, a cardboard box gives birth to a newborn tree. Join the other fake Christmas trees <a title=\"When Christmas trees die part 2\" href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-christmas-trees-die-part-2\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In death, the miracle of (fake) life: on a dirty mattress, a cardboard box gives birth to a newborn tree. Join the other fake Christmas trees here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3962,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3961","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-new-rubbish","9":"post-with-thumbnail","10":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3963,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3961\/revisions\/3963"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}