{"id":4279,"date":"2014-08-31T18:25:43","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T07:25:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=4279"},"modified":"2014-11-28T15:44:00","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T04:44:00","slug":"dead-mop-no-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-mop-no-49\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead mop No. 49"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/mop-49.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4268\" src=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/mop-49.jpg\" alt=\"Another dead mop\" width=\"324\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/mop-49.jpg 324w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/mop-49-171x300.jpg 171w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>White on white. From a distance it appears as if the mop handle has melded with the white bucket. See more dead mops <a title=\"When mops die\" href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-mops-die\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>White on white. From a distance it appears as if the mop handle has melded with the white bucket. See more dead mops here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4268,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4279","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-new-rubbish","9":"post-with-thumbnail","10":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4279"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4282,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4279\/revisions\/4282"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}