{"id":4383,"date":"2014-10-15T14:28:51","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T03:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=4383"},"modified":"2020-10-14T15:16:22","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T04:16:22","slug":"when-scratching-posts-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-scratching-posts-die\/","title":{"rendered":"When scratching posts die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4385 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-1.jpg\" alt=\"A dead scratching post\" width=\"567\" height=\"476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-1.jpg 567w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-1-300x252.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 567px) 100vw, 567px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>An Abandoned Post<\/h2>\n<p>Come home Susie.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t take your appetite,<br \/>\nI might call it love<br \/>\nExcept cats don\u2019t feel<br \/>\nLove, just hot and cold<br \/>\nHunger and thirst,<br \/>\nSuch portable needs,<br \/>\nUp and down the street<br \/>\nUntil they are met.<br \/>\nDid I not please you?<br \/>\nEven though you are<br \/>\nMy cat, I see you now<br \/>\nSitting in the window<br \/>\nAs I walk past, not<br \/>\nCaring that it\u2019s me,<br \/>\nLooking out from inside,<br \/>\nAll fed and warm with<br \/>\nThat slow dismissive blink<br \/>\nLike you don\u2019t even know me.<br \/>\nHow do you think<br \/>\nThat makes me feel?<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 20%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-4383 gallery-columns-5 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-1.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-1-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"A dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-2.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-2-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-3.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-3-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-4.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-4-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-5.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-5-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-6.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-6-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-7.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/scratching-post-7-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/scratching-post-8.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/scratching-post-8-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/scratching-post-9.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/scratching-post-9-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/scratching-post-10.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/scratching-post-10-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/scratching-post-11.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/scratching-post-11-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/scratching-post-12.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/scratching-post-12-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"Another dead scratching post\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/scratching-post-12-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/scratching-post-12-45x45.jpg 45w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Abandoned Post Come home Susie. Don\u2019t take your appetite, I might call it love Except cats don\u2019t feel Love, just hot and cold Hunger and thirst, Such portable needs, Up and down the street Until they are met. Did I not please you? Even though you are My cat, I see you now Sitting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4385,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,46],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4383","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-lost-and-found","8":"category-conveyor-belt","10":"post-with-thumbnail","11":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4383"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5634,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4383\/revisions\/5634"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}