{"id":5245,"date":"2016-01-05T21:01:04","date_gmt":"2016-01-05T10:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=5245"},"modified":"2016-01-05T21:01:04","modified_gmt":"2016-01-05T10:01:04","slug":"dead-christmas-tree-no-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-christmas-tree-no-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead Christmas tree No. 27"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tree-27.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5246\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5246\" src=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tree-27.jpg\" alt=\"Another dead Christmas tree\" width=\"344\" height=\"567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tree-27.jpg 344w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tree-27-182x300.jpg 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yet again Christmas has bin and gone &#8211; not only is the joke the same but the <a title=\"Dead Christmas tree No. 22\" href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-christmas-tree-no-22\/\">bin<\/a> is too. Only the tree is different. See more dead Christmas trees <a title=\"When Christmas trees die\" href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-christmas-trees-die\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yet again Christmas has bin and gone &#8211; not only is the joke the same but the bin is too. Only the tree is different. See more dead Christmas trees here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5246,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5245","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-new-rubbish","9":"post-with-thumbnail","10":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5247,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245\/revisions\/5247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}