{"id":5370,"date":"2015-10-28T11:01:39","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T00:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=5370"},"modified":"2017-02-10T15:20:54","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T04:20:54","slug":"dead-chair-no-61","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-chair-no-61\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead chair No. 61"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/chair-61.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-5371\" src=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/chair-61.jpg\" alt=\"Another dead office chair\" width=\"485\" height=\"826\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/chair-61.jpg 601w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/chair-61-176x300.jpg 176w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah yes, but are you really? Are any of us truly free?<\/p>\n<p>And now, having made that obviously weak and unoriginal joke, I butt up against the ossified limits of my intelligence, a fact of which I am reminded repeatedly every day <em>ad nauseam<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>This is, after all, a rather commonplace example of misreading, something which anybody schooled in the culture of \u2018Dad jokes\u2019 will recognise instantly: corny, painful, a deliberate misrecognition of the world in order to amuse\/annoy, a peculiarly persistent irritant in the daily lives of so many put-upon families.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, misreading, for my mind, has long been a habitual and necessary tactic in daily life, a constant reminder that there is no such thing as a \u2018natural\u2019 or \u2018obvious\u2019 reading of a text. Reading \u2018wrong\u2019 is a critical function that goes against the grain of accepted meaning.<\/p>\n<p>This is Terry Eagleton in <em>Literary Theory<\/em>: An Introduction (Basil Blackwell, 1983) arguing against the notion that \u2018making strange\u2019 is a particular characteristic of literary language:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Consider a prosaic, quite unambiguous statement like the one sometimes seen in the London underground system: \u2018Dogs must be carried on the escalator.\u2019 This is not perhaps quite as unambiguous as it seems at first sight: does it mean that you must carry a dog on the escalator? Are you likely to be banned from the escalator unless you can find some stray mongrel to clutch in your arms on the way up? Many apparently straightforward notices contain such ambiguities: \u2018Refuse to be put in this basket,\u2019 for instance, or the British road-sign \u2018Way Out\u2019 as read by a Californian.<\/p>\n<p>Eagleton\u2019s point is that all language can be \u2018made strange\u2019 if it is read in a certain way \u2013 such an appreciation is not inherent to certain types of \u2018literary\u2019 language but rather a product of how the language functions and is used. Misreading alerts us to the manner in which all kinds of messages, signals, beliefs, ideology etc are normalised because we are conditioned to read them in established ways.<\/p>\n<p>It is another sad fact that in the 30-odd years since I first read the above passage, I have lost count of the number of times when, travelling on the London underground, I have been unable to resist the urge to repeat the very same observation.<\/p>\n<p>As this chair will soon discover, even when \u2018free\u2019 we remain prisoners of our own paltry intellects.<\/p>\n<p>Find more dead office chairs <a title=\"When office chairs die\" href=\"http:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-office-chairs-die\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah yes, but are you really? Are any of us truly free? And now, having made that obviously weak and unoriginal joke, I butt up against the ossified limits of my intelligence, a fact of which I am reminded repeatedly every day ad nauseam. This is, after all, a rather commonplace example of misreading, something [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5371,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5370","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-new-rubbish","9":"post-with-thumbnail","10":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5370"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5375,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5370\/revisions\/5375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}