{"id":5858,"date":"2018-10-07T13:58:13","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T02:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=5858"},"modified":"2022-03-16T14:18:54","modified_gmt":"2022-03-16T03:18:54","slug":"dead-ball-no-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-ball-no-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead ball No. 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/balls-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5860\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/balls-10-681x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Another dead ball\" width=\"681\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/balls-10-681x1024.jpg 681w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/balls-10-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/balls-10-768x1155.jpg 768w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/balls-10.jpg 997w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 681px) 100vw, 681px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An abandoned Wahu ball lying in the rainy gutter. Fortunately, according to the <a href=\"https:\/\/wahu.com.au\/collections\/kids-backyard-toys\/products\/wahu-mini-soccer\">website<\/a>, it has &#8216;a waterproof neoprene skin for all conditions&#8217; so you can rest assured that it is more than capable of withstanding the crushing sense of futility that comes from being cast aside, no longer the centre of attention in backyard kick-abouts but rather left to roll all alone to whatever fate may lie in wait.<\/p>\n<p>Find out more about balls <a title=\"When balls die\" href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-balls-die\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An abandoned Wahu ball lying in the rainy gutter. Fortunately, according to the website, it has &#8216;a waterproof neoprene skin for all conditions&#8217; so you can rest assured that it is more than capable of withstanding the crushing sense of futility that comes from being cast aside, no longer the centre of attention in backyard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5860,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5858","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-new-rubbish","9":"post-with-thumbnail","10":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5858"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5861,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5858\/revisions\/5861"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}