{"id":5895,"date":"2018-05-31T17:05:37","date_gmt":"2018-05-31T06:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/?p=5895"},"modified":"2022-03-25T17:22:34","modified_gmt":"2022-03-25T06:22:34","slug":"dead-armchair-no-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/dead-armchair-no-31\/","title":{"rendered":"Dead armchair No. 31"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/armchair-31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5896\" src=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/armchair-31-1024x737.jpg\" alt=\"Another dead armchair\" width=\"720\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/armchair-31-1024x737.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/armchair-31-300x216.jpg 300w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/armchair-31-768x553.jpg 768w, https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/armchair-31.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This one is definitely putting the arm back into armchair (yeah, I\u2019m not sure what that means either). Just look at those armrests though. You could land a light plane on there, build a house, raise a family, maybe run a few head of cattle\u2026<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the seat of someone who likes to spread themselves, a chair that puts you in command, built not just for comfort but also to impose itself on a space, a room, an audience&#8230; Come closer child and sit at my feet, listen to the wise words of your elders and learn the stories of\u00a0 your forebears from an age before time.<\/p>\n<p>No surprises either that this expanse of material is simply irresistible for any creature needing to exercise its claws, as shown by the fraying fabric on the corners of those ample arms. Such is the generosity of this chair, there\u2019s plenty to go around for everybody to enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>Find more armchairs <a title=\"When armchairs die\" href=\"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/when-armchairs-die\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This one is definitely putting the arm back into armchair (yeah, I\u2019m not sure what that means either). Just look at those armrests though. You could land a light plane on there, build a house, raise a family, maybe run a few head of cattle\u2026 It\u2019s the seat of someone who likes to spread themselves, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5896,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"two_page_speed":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-5895","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-new-rubbish","9":"post-with-thumbnail","10":"post-with-thumbnail-icon"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5895"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5897,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5895\/revisions\/5897"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5896"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deadreal.com.au\/dead_things\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}