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The folded box

A folded box

I know working in advertising and marketing is all deadset glamorous and everything – so much creativity you can barely contain it within four walls, not forgetting all those freebies and long lunches – but sometimes it is also just sitting around the boardroom table trying to come up with new ideas and somebody says, ‘Well, you know how we’re always trying to show we can think outside the box, well.. why don’t we make an actual box and…’

And maybe that will also be one of those days when nobody can come with anything better (it’s a Monday morning, the trains are on strike, your favourite barista is on holiday…) so you go along with it anyway because, you know, it’s better than nothing, and everybody heads back to their desks trying to ignore that niggling voice which asks how did I end up here anyway? Is this really what I thought it would be like? What does it all mean?

And so eventually, after much toing and froing, there is an actual piece of paper folded like a box and on the outside it says ‘Think outside…’ even though the person looking at the box is already outside it, presumably thinking to themselves ‘What the hell is this?’, and what the box really wants from you is to look inside the box. Please

And it’s not even a real box anyway, not like an origami box you can actually put things in. It’s more like a double gatefold with flap. It’s a nice fold, a bit out of the ordinary, probably costs a bit extra. But it’s not a box.

Does that matter? It’s advertising so we know it’s all lies anyway – supposedly beautifully told but sometimes prosaically, half-heartedly, as if nobody really stopped to think about what it was they were doing or trying to say anyway.

This piece is produced as a self-promotion by an agency called 121 Creative which claims that what differentiates it from other agencies is its ‘one-to-one approach’. 121 – geddit? So if it’s one-to-two you’re after, no way, they don’t want to know about it, and if you’re expecting two-to-one then, please, look elsewhere. It’s One. To. One. OK?

Today, the notion of thinking outside the box is a cliché for avoiding conventional thought processes, usually in relation to management practices. Originally though, the phrase had a slightly different meaning. The ‘box’ is a reference to the common boxwood (Buxus semperveritas) often used as a hedgerow plant in England, especially for creating mazes. To think ‘outside the box’ therefore was to be outside the maze, wandering without aim or purpose – essentially unconstrained and somewhat feral.

When I hear the phrase these days, typically as a hackneyed reference to doing the same old thing under a different guise, I do somewhat yearn for a return to that original wildness, when thinking outside the box really did mean being out of bounds, off with the fairies and beyond the pale.

The house painter’s flyer

House painter's flyer

The thing that caught my eye with this flyer from John’s Painting Group is how the ‘Before and After’ photos of the house on the reverse side look suspiciously as if they have been created in Photoshop.

House painting before and afterOh, if only house painting was as simple as adjusting a brightness slider on a computer screen. We could all do it then and what is, in reality, a laborious and tedious job would be all over in seconds.

Of course, there’s no reason to doubt that John’s Painting Group really did paint the outside of this house and, in the process, managed to simultaneously brighten the sky and lighten the dark shadows creeping across the lawn.

If that is the case then what is truly remarkable here is that John not only managed to take his photos at the same time and on the same day (a year apart presumably, giving him time to actually do the painting) so that the shadows match exactly, but that he also managed to capture identical clouds in the sky.

That is an impressive feat, almost miraculous one might say, and just one reason why John should be entrusted with not only painting the house but many other difficult tasks as well – such as combating climate change, eradicating world poverty and getting passengers to remain seated until the seatbelt sign has been turned off.

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The Thai restaurant menu

Thai restaurant flyer

A recent letterbox drop reveals that the age-old combination of Thai restaurants and punny names continues to hold sway.

This is what happens in a congested market where there is little to separate the products on offer – similar menus, very keen pricing. Everything hinges on creating that snappy, instantly memorable brand name that will cut-through all the competing noise.

Hence the proliferation of jokey Thai names – Thai-tanic, Thai-foon, Thai-riffic etc – which probably reached its peak (or nadir depending on your point of view) in the late 80s and early 90s.

Does it work as a marketing tactic? Well, these places are still in business although I would hazard a guess that the more upmarket places these days wouldn’t touch a pun with a satay stick.

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The shed flyer

Shed brochure

Ooh look. Tractors.

Seriously though… sheds? Delivered to a postbox in an inner city neighbourhood?

Someone’s got their wires crossed. Either that or they’ve been woefully misled.

I suppose it is conceivable that this is all part of a sophisticated marketing plan to diversify into new markets by targeting businesses close to the CBD. Maybe there are many businesses in this area in need of sheds in which to house their tractors. Maybe they just don’t know it yet, in which case this is a very cunning ploy to create demand where none existed previously.

I’m willing to concede all that whilst still maintaining that this flyer looks odd in this context.

As if to confirm my doubts, the nearest agents for these shed sellers are out on the fringes of the city in the semi-rural suburbs where there is an obvious demand for good sheds.

I’m all for spruiking letterbox campaigns as an effective way to reach new customers, but let’s be sensible about this. It would be interesting to know what sort of response they get to it.

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The roofing door hanger

Door hanger

The Green Frog is a regular occupant of the letterbox, usually in the form of fridge magnets which are a type of print, after all.

This is something of a rarity though among contemporary promotional items – a door hanger. Outside of a hotel, I can’t recall having seen one for a long time.

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