There’s been a break out from television land. Be on the look-out for escaped stars, celebs and minor personalities. Do not, repeat, do not attempt to approach without first repeatedly informing them how marvellous they all are, darling. If you do encounter a talking head looking lost and bewildered while desperately trying to conduct street interviews, try calming them down with repeated air-kissing and then pretend to be in awe of them until help arrives.
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