Open all hours. See more dead microwave ovens here.

White on white. From a distance it appears as if the mop handle has melded with the white bucket. See more dead mops here.

Worn to a thread. Join the rest of the dead chairs here.

Nothing to see here. Move right along. Please make your way directly to the dead televisions here.

Truly magnificent work there. See more dead sofas here.

That’s weird – usually the rubbish is on the telly. More dead televisions can be viewed here.

Weed displaying pretty good ball control. For a weed. Check out the other dead balls here.

Swept away by the recent rain. Find more brooms here.

Foam emerges as if from a suppurating sore. There are more dead office chairs here.

Strictly speaking, poppies should go in the green bin. Oh alright, just put it with the rest of the dead art here.