Here’s a clue: it’s sideways. For the rest of the dead art gallery, look here.

A dead mop casts a long shadow. More dead mops are here.

The challenge when dumping vacuum cleaners is that they comprise two distinctively incompatible parts: the short squat body and the long bendy tail. It’s easy enough to position the carcass but then there’s what to do with the waggly, wobbly bit. It’s never straightforward knowing how to place it neatly, so what should be a […]

As I lay me down to sleep… Join the other dead office chairs here.

At first glance it seems somewhat bizarre that somebody should discard such a collection of dead mops all at once (OK, there are some brooms in there as well but for the purposes of this post we’re only looking at the mops). Is this someone who has been hoarding their dead mops, waiting for the […]

It’s intriguing how one part of a broom is worn away faster than the rest of it. How does that happen? Is it a weak spot in the bristles or simply an area that is made to work harder than the rest? There’s a chameleon-like quality to this broom too, as if the head has […]

What are you worrying about? It’s only surface rust. Check out the other dead gas bottles here.

Left out in the rain and feeling a bit shitty. Shit-free printers are here.

I ♥ television (non ♥ televisions here)

Leaf it alone. On second thoughts, leave it with its fellow dead televisions here.