Scratching post No. 12 – see more scratching posts here.

Teddy Bears Times Tables There’s an argument to be made for including this item with the rest of the dead teddies where no doubt they would feel comfortably at home. After all, there is no disputing the fact that these are teddies. So many teddies. What stays my hand from doing so is the presence […]

Waving goodbye. Find more dead art here.

Another dead printer and another note. This is a different one though. Whereas most notes are vigorously anti-dumping, this is a note from the dumper designed to reassure any prospective gleaner that, yes indeed, this dump is safe to handle. Not dead so much as merely resting between gigs. Whereas the anti-dumper note is often […]

The Turbo Tilt will turn no more. Let us remember more dead fans here.  

Putting your feet up. Join all the other dead fans here.  

Nice parking kid. Find more dead ride-on toys here.

Don’t sit too close to the telly, it’ll ruin your eyesight. This could have been a dead chair too, technically speaking, but dead chairs have their own vibe going on, the sense of abandonment that comes from no longer being able to support or sit up straight, whereas this has a different dynamic altogether. The […]

Toppled. Always aim for the wheels, that’s where they are most vulnerable. The rest of the dead heaters are chillin’ here.  

Black chair with matching gloves. Find more dead office chairs here.